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[jaximus]

I wish i had a wallaby that can predict future, a gerbil that talks and can communicate with wallabies and a turnip.

Only know 1 wallaby, that's Rocko, can't predict the future. SOL on that one. Not sure about the gerbil, but you should try calling Dr. Dolittle....... But I tell you what... If you need I'll send you the money to buy a turnip.

now that that's covered.....

[localhorse]

It wouldn't help. Gerbils are pathological liars.

[Mayumi]

It wouldn't help. Gerbils are pathological liars.

...and HORRIBLE translators. They get the context all wrong. You can't count on them for much of anything-aside from eating turnips.