WTF?! You're not even making a fair comparison.
If you eat at McDonalds it makes you an Eater of McDonalds.
If you text while driving it makes you a Texting Driver.
If you kill small animals as a child, it makes you a Small Animal Killer.
If you troll, it makes you a troll.
By your comparison scheme,
If you troll, it makes you a literary genius.