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Real publish 10 patch notes! (a joke)   [ Edited ]
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Robbjedi
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THIS IS NOT A FLAME TO THE DEVS I THINK THEY DO A GREAT JOB!
this is just a joke
Jump to Lightspeed and FS Slot
- In preperation for Jump to Lightspeed we have deposited 100,000 Credits into every players bank account this is so that everyone can get a ship and start right off!
-Banned several players suspected for duping 100,000 credits
-Added the Village of Aurillia
-To Enter the Village of Aurillia you must master 32 proffesions to unlock your Village Slot
-Merged Dancer and Musician and completely Removed Commandos (We never really liked them)
-Once you have unlocked your Village Slot you may grind the equivalent of 40 proffesions xp, complete the padawan trials grind millions more xp
 
Server Side Improvments
-Upgraded Mainframe to Ti83 Plus ( well be raffling off the old Ti83 to whoever can guess this publishes mystery nerf)
-Rolled back Bria to November 13th 2003
-After listening to the outrageous community response on the above issue we rolled back all other servers to October 31st 2003
-Plugged in Tempest
-Upgraded from 56k internet to personal DSL
 
 
Performance issues
-Decreased graphics detail
-Game now requires a special SOE Graphics card which can be bought from the station store for $100
-Card is based on ATI RAGE 2 with 16 megabytes of VRAM and a 44 mhz GPU
-In order to balance the game for 56 k players put a script in place to auto lag all high speed internet users
 
Proffession Balances
-Removed lightsabers and replaced them with a baseball bat attainable through a quest which will be added in publish 12
-Replaced force powers with the former commando specials (we had to do something with them)
-Gave Rangers Certification for Flame Thrower
-Balanced this change by giving them no Accuracy mods and a +3 speed at novice
-Awarded All Fencers Rifleman and Combat medics a special FOTM badge
-Bugged the badge giving script
-Introduced 5 new Exploits into the FRS System
-Lowered xp Requirments for the FRS System
-Removed Jedis ability to go Overt
-Added Headshot 4 at master rifleman 3x damage Head Shot 3  with the possibility of causing a 880 mind pool tick Fire/Bleed/Poison/Disease
-Created a rebel hat for purchase from recruiter
-Bugged the rebel hat
-Fixed the imperial hat
-To Balance the two factions we have decided to remove both hats
-All players now have 3 lots
-All buildings taking up more than 3 lots will be destroyed
-Capped rescource stats at 200 to prevent overpowered items
-Removed experimentation
-Readded the need to master scout to the Bounty Hunter Prerequisites
-Added Master Politician to BH Prerequisites didnt want you to have the extra 33 skills points........what you say you need 33 more? ......its working as intended
-Made everythign work as intended
-Visited Florida
-Had our picture taken with mickey mouse
-Nerfed mickey mouse
-Made Squad Leader 1337 uber
 
Various new features
-3 new Credit Dupes
-4 Pathing Exploits
-5 PVP invinicility exploits
-Added an ingame system for selling items and credits on ebay
-Made Darth Vader pink
-Chewbacca will now randomly rip peoples heads off
-If your head is ripped off you cannot play for 30 days note you will be billed
-Added system to track duped credits if you recieve 20k+Credits in a tip your account will be flagged
-Added the ability for Squad leader to call in bio chemical warhead strikes
-If you are hit by a bio chemical warhead  you cannot play for 30 days note you will be billed
-Fixd a tpyo
 
-Improved server stability

Message Edited by Robbjedi on 08-21-2004 10:58 PM

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08-21-2004 10:57 PM  

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LOL awesome post
08-21-2004 11:04 PM  

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He he he...
 
 
Good ones...
 



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08-21-2004 11:06 PM  

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AHAHAHAH
 
 
I have not laughed like that for a long time. 
08-21-2004 11:07 PM  

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heh thanks

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08-21-2004 11:08 PM  

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lol
08-21-2004 11:10 PM  

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I loved the wookie one

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08-21-2004 11:27 PM  

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Lol... sounds about right to me =)
08-22-2004 12:01 AM  

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08-22-2004 01:24 AM  

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Robbjedi wrote:
 
-Chewbacca will now randomly rip peoples heads off
-If your head is ripped off you cannot play for 30 days note you will be billed
 
-Improved server stability

Message Edited by Robbjedi on 08-21-2004 10:58 PM


Hahaha nice one

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08-22-2004 02:45 AM  

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I can't wait for publish 10 to come out

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08-22-2004 02:49 AM  

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Mega laughs!

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08-22-2004 02:55 AM  

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Rofl nice post m8. Especially liked the bit about the hats
08-22-2004 04:17 AM  

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man,that wasnt a good idea,now the do it like that


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08-22-2004 05:23 AM  

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LOL it was a good laugh. I think Devs would be embrassment to themselve. I think they wil do a good job in coming weeks.
08-22-2004 05:56 AM  

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