We have been seeking every post of the entire forum to gather all the info we could, swapped on the remote control and been calling the offices for hours to keep us updated so here is what we have been digging out...
CNN Reports - [Screenshot] Sony Online Entertainment has lost 3 of their only European Servers to their Online Game called "Star Wars Galaxies". Reports from Tiggs, a developer stationed at SOE shows us that their illegal process of holding servers online with Hamsters has been their own doom. We do not know the real cause yet but we believe that the hamsters either ran away or they worked to hard and died of exhausting. The servers was unable to cooldown so they got to hot and exploded. There is no further information right now....
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A fellow playing Star Wars Galaxies got curious and had to check out their main building where they keep their servers inside, he discovered that the Engineers had been buying new servers but they lacked a place to put them up, so they have been using the public streets for space use. To their problems they found out there is no Network cables outside... SOE has nothing to say than "No ETA".
CNN Reports - [Screenshot] Tiggs has finally concluded that the Hamsters are wealthy and out of danger. Tiggs is now putting a bounty on those who can find the Hamsters that have escaped and shutdown the European Servers. Tiggs adds that once they are found their customers can play SWG again...
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We have successfully provided contact and are now having a interview with Tiggs from SOE. SOE have now found a solution and are importing Chinchillas to work instead of the Hamsters.
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Tiggs has revealed that they was researching in cloning. They was going to clone a horde of Hamsters to provide lag-free servers and maybe even hire them on the Developer staff...
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SHOCKING NEWS!!!! Osama Bin Laden has just released a new video on the Taliban homepage, he is responsible for all the actions that has occured and are holding SOE as hostages till they sign a agreement that he can be provided with a Jedi Character and 250 Millions for a living plus a whole factory producing Mandalorian Armor for sell offs... These shocking news are truely touching our heart...
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SOE still hasn't signed the agreement but are waiting for the Engineers to patch up the Computers after the shocking explosion that happend inside the computer.. Experts say that Taliban might have installed viruses which seems to overload the harddisc and explodes shortly after...
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Tiggs has reported that the Hamsters hasn't been taking by Osama Bin Laden but that they are striking for better wheels and more food. SOE is still trying to negotiate for the Hamsters to stop striking and work again but with no luck... Customers are still upset about this and many have considered to do something about it!
